Saturday, 8 March 2014

Chuck Norris Meme



Dad making fun of son



Welcoming dad on Facebook



When someone reads my message but doesn't reply



When i get text messages



The solution when you find her cheating



The reason behind you being fat



Well she said it would be fun



God replied to the stupid girl



Wait a minute This isn't Narnia



Top 4 Lies in the World



FB brought WhatsApp, I downloaded it for free



How to catch a fish in Ireland



Bring me another Smurf



When you are extremely angry



Look.. My whatsapp one year subscription ended



Saturday, 1 March 2014

Globalization


Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

Answer : Princess Diana's death .

Question : How come ?

Answer :An English princess with an

Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a

French tunnel, driving a

German car with a

Dutch engine, driven by a

Belgian who was drunk on

Scottish whiskey: followed closely by

Italian Paparazzis in

Japanese motorcycles; treated by an

American doctor, using

Brazilian medicines.

And moreover this is sent to you by an

INDIAN,

using
American

(Steve job's) technology, and you're probably reading this on your iPhone or Samsung or blackberry , that use

Taiwanese chips, and a

Korean screen, assembled by

Bangladeshi workers in a

Singapore plant, transported by

PAKISTANI lorry-drivers, .... . That is

"" Globalization

Monday, 17 February 2014

Dude, let me in



Sunday, 16 February 2014

Most people want a perfect relationship



I an a lazy ass texter, unless you're cute or i like you